Wednesday, August 4, 2010

D&D Jailbird Blues Part Five: Slippin' the Cuffs



I realized pretty quickly that this was unwise.

To Be Continued!

9 comments:

Cory said...

Oh my gosh, this is an amazing chronicle, in a terrifying way. But slipping the cuffs like an escape artist. I laughed out loud.

I can't wait for the next installment.

Ben Hatke said...

Oh man, I'm glad you're reading these Cory!

Mike H said...

I just LOVE how Ben proves his guilt by trying to escape!

Hey Ben ... when do we get to see pictures of your mugshots?

Ben Hatke said...

I saw the mugshots. They are hideous. I am to vain to post them online.

Chris Chan said...

Is anyone else wondering where the children were during all of this? I've heard that seeing a parent being arrested can be a traumatic experience. I hope that your daughters are all right...

Scarcely Human said...

Chris - Who's to say the kids weren't the ones to call the feds?! Maybe Dad's 8 o'clock bedtime was TREASONOUSLY UNAMERICAN!!!

Mike H said...

That's ok ... I'll just wait for them to show up on The Smoking Gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com

:)

Anonymous said...

Benjamin Phillip: I absolutely insist that you give me a mug shot to add to your baby book!
Love, Mama

Ben Hatke said...

The Children were nestled all snug in their beds. ...mostly. I think Angelica wandered down but Anna womanfully staved off the trauma.

And those mugshots... ugh. They picked the one evening when I looked like a dirty crook. Swordfighting is right before D&D and so I was sweaty and gross and tired and wearing a junky tank top. But for my mom...

I'll mail a copy if they ever give them to me.