Sunday, December 9, 2007

Disney Can't Shut Up.

This weekend we watched on of my all-time favorite movies, Kiki's Delivery Service. Kiki's is a beautifully animated Studio Ghibli film about a young witch striking off on her own for the first time. It captures that transition between childhood and adolescence -that special magic time that usually lasts one summer. The setting is also achingly beautiful: taking place in the late 80s, in a small unnamed European city, but (and this is the interesting part) in an imagined world where World War II never happened.

Unfortunately, while being one of my favorite films, it's also one I have a hard time watching. This is mostly because the Disney translation is so crummy -being too often used as a vehicle for the Late Phil Hartman to wisecrack. Many of the films quiet moments are, in the english translation, crowded with dialogue. The whole mentality is "never let the characters stop talking"

Take, for instance, the scene where Kiki flies into the city for the first time. In the original version the scene is almost dialogue free and, for animation, there is a surprising amount of sublety in the acting. You get a sense of the bustle of the city and you can see that Kiki is both excited and a little overwhelmed. But Disney in their infinite wisdome, realized that the film might be shown to hundreds upon hundreds of lobotomized apes and so they rewrote the script to have the characters (Kiki and her cat, Jiji) painfully describe everything they see. Here is the actual dialogue from a scene that was originally dialogue free:

"Where are we going now Kiki?"
"The Clocktower! I bet you can see the whole city from there!"
"there's SO many buildings!"
"There ARE a lot of buildings, yes."
"GASP! Jiji! Look at all the cars!"
"Yes. Lots and LOTS of cars"
"And the MARKET!"
"With much hustling and bustling, yes."
"Oh, Jiji, it's so amazing! And, and just look! Look how many people there are!"
"Too many if you ask me!"

My goodness. So painful. Keep in mind that Kiki is voiced here by Kirsten Dunst.

And to keep an art-blog honest: Here's a piece I finished over the weekend. A variation on the scribble from the last post, this is one of those rare drawings made for no reason in particular:



I thought briefly about putting this up on ebay but then I thought better of it.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Ben. You might want to think again. Please put it on ebay. It is not only Philistines who shop there.

Ry said...

At one time or another, you've "thought briefly" about selling just about EVERYTHING you own on Ebay. I remember once you were barefoot and sitting on your bed staring at some socks murmuring, "Should I WEAR these socks? Or sell them on Ebay? Or should I wear them? Or should I..."

Like, for an HOUR.

I don't know why you bother. You never end up selling anything on Ebay anyway. I think you just like the IDEA of selling something on Ebay. Just so you can say, "Yeah, I used to have that thing. But I sold it on Ebay."

Ben Hatke said...

What do you think I could get for this combox if I sold it on ebay?

ry said...

Probably fifty bucks.

Ben Hatke said...

Man, I'd sell the whole blog entry for $50!

La Bibliotecaria Laura said...

Disney ruins everything... grumble.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful, beautiful, drawing! If it were on Ebay (and if I had any money!) I'd totally bid on it.

Elizabeth Butina

Cor Mariae said...

um---can I use that image as a signature on the Fairy Tale Novels forum please? it Is really awesome. :)

Ben Hatke said...

You may snag it for a signature.

Cor Mariae said...

thanks! :)